Where has Gren Peppard gone?

‘So’, I hear you cry, ‘what exactly is happening with the Gren Peppard sequel?’

Actually, I imagine that to most of you this is largely irrelevant in your daily lives, but I'm clothed in just enough self-obsession today to think you care and to want to soothe you.

I am still writing it. Honest.

In a nutshell, I had a very brief, fairly mild nervous breakdown in May. It really wasn't long lived in its immediate, intense phase, and I was just about able to go back to work after just four weeks. I could only work a couple of days a week for the six or seven weeks after that, and, though I'm doing significantly better than I was, I still need to take occasional day or week off work.

The breakdown was interesting for me (silver lining there), because I experienced a couple of new symptoms. I was quite desperately suicidal during that period. Not constantly, but certainly I'd have three or four sessions a week where I was struggling to hold on. Despite having a long, long history of depression, this is the first time I've been suicidal. 

I have regularly had periods where I didn't much care if I lived or died, and have occasionally been filled with enough self-hatred to want to punish myself, and I've even made vague plans to be filed for later. This, however, has been the first time when I've gone through that darkness of wanting to die so much that I wanted to stop waiting for it and to take matters into my own hands. It was pretty harsh to get through, but get through it I did.

When I was a child, I was of the opinion that suicide was the most selfish thing a person could do. I still have a fair amount of sympathy for people who share that opinion. However, in the past fifteen years or so, I've slowly found myself shifting my sympathy to those people who are so desperate as to take their own lives. Now my opinion has changed again. It’s subtle, so subtle I don’t think I can put it into words, but I've added something to the ‘desperation’. Managing to not kill yourself when you’re actively suicidal takes a massive chunk of energy. When you’re in the fog of Depression, that energy is pretty hard to come by, and it relies on you having just enough logic still intact to know that it’s worth fighting through. When it comes at you over and over for weeks on end, and you don’t know when that’s going to stop happening … well, I can understand how people get so worn down that they just give in.

I am very lucky. I have a supportive family, and a frankly exceptional husband (in this area – I’d still like him to learn how to clean the kitchen properly), so, with a lot of help, I got through it.

That’s the largest part of my excuse. The reason that draft one wasn't ready by the end of June was that I was occupied almost exclusively with trying not to kill myself for most of May. While I love writing and hope to please my readers, you’ll understand why Gren moved down in my priorities.

There are a couple of other things that also blighted me during that time. The first was that I suddenly lost the ability to write. I mean literally; my handwriting went from fairly bad to nonsensical, and my typing speed also diminished to almost nothing. My brain started to do strange things with the keyboard. My poor spelling has always been something of a problem, but I started to type whole words backwards, or get stuck jamming the same key over and over again unable to control my fingers. So, on the rare occasions when I could work out how I wanted a sentence to go, I was unable to get it onto the document. 

Again, I this wasn't all day every day, and I was often able to hold it together to write the odd status update and email. Creative writing was gone for most of the time though, and I couldn't touch Gren at all for about six weeks, and then had to limit it to an hour at a shot. To say this was frustrating is something of an understatement.

On the other hand, it wasn’t nearly so frustrating as the second blight: I couldn’t read.

I was able to work out what the words on the page said, so that’s something. I wasn’t, however, quite so able to work out what they meant. I’d spend ten seconds deciphering what a specific sentence was trying to say, and then, by the time I’d started the next one, I’d have forgotten the first. I’d battle through a paragraph over the course of forty minutes, and then I’d be so exhausted I’d have to sleep again.

Again, this wasn’t all day every day, but I focussed my energy on getting through what was necessary, and then I slept. Reading for pleasure was gone.

I’ll tell you what though; I suddenly have a massive amount of sympathy with Tom and his dyslexia. Reading is not fun. Reading, to him, is a series of mini mysteries that need to be decoded, and by the time he’s said the word correctly it has no connection with any other word. When I read a sentence back to him, it’s like he’s hearing it for the first time. I'm pleased that we continued to read to him at night, rather than forcing him to do it for himself.

For me the ability is slowly coming back, and like I say, the worst of this was over after the first four weeks. After a couple of months of occasionally dabbling in old, favourite, comfort reading, and after a number of frustrating false starts, I finally managed to read an entire novel without too many problems. It was Night Watch, by Sarah Waters, and it was precisely what I needed. It took me another month or so before I found Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantell. OK, when I say ‘found’, I really mean ‘stole from my Mother in Law’, but still, I read the whole book. Both took longer than I usually take over a novel, but they made such a difference to me. The idea that I might not ever be able to read a book again had crossed my mind lots of times (I wasn't at my most logical), so these two were something of an elixir.

This weekend I demolished the whole of the Hunger Games trilogy. I wanted to jump up and down on my bed, flinging beloved books, old and new, into the air yelling ‘ I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!’ at the end of them.

So, there you have all my excuses. 1: preoccupied by the trying to say alive thing. 2: literally couldn't do it – and this still creeps up occasionally, and I’ll still find that a two or three hour writing stint wipes me out for the rest of the day. 3: At my most desperate I went back through all the advice I've ever been given about writing, and finally stumbled across the one that’s as old as the hills; ‘read a lot’. I needed to start there.

The Gren Peppard sequel still underway, but it’s going to take a lot longer than I initially bargained for. I'm asking you to trust me when I say that because of the extra time, because of the things that I'm learning and re-learning now, it’s going to be a better book for it.

Pip xxx

Poem

I've fretted over whether to publish this one or not, but in the end, I've decided that it's as much me as anything else I've written here. I'm perfectly fine.

Poem

‘Build a castle!’

‘It’s a cake!’

‘It’s a cake for the sea!’

One child stands

‘The sprinkles!’

hands loosen

tiny stones fall

They catch the sun

a glorious shining moment

as they spiral down

Giggles, love, hope.

Beyond this tiny play

The sea.

Placid

Lumbering

Huge

Blue and silver

heaving. Smooth.

She could reach out now

stroke it with fingertips

She could step onto it

It beckons

Shimmering

Sparkling

Enticing

A line of orange buoys;

‘Here is safe.’

‘Here is not.’

‘We will take care of you.’

She could swim out there

She thinks.

All the way to the buoys.

Past them, perhaps.

She wades in.

The soothing cool.

It meets her

rushing, kindly

gently, intimately

into inside her.

Still on, still further.

Stones shift

Feet slip

She suddenly swims

Not ready yet

Panic

Alarm

The water waits

She composes

Steadier now

she swims.

Water falls over her

like a glistening, satin sheet.

She dreams of sleep

of rest

of quiet.

One strong pull.

Two.

Three.

Soon she slows.

She never swam well:

feeble arms

imperfect technique.

She knows

She won’t reach them.

She’ll fall short.

It’s not important.

They can’t keep her safe

for all their claims.

Still she swims

inch by inch

away from the shore.

She can go no further.

She stops.

The orange buoys watch

in bemused silence.

One leg fails

then the other.

Pain in her knees

unbendable.

Pulse rises slightly

Surprise.

One dip first

head submerged

then scrawny arms pull up.

One more breath.

Cold. Watery.

Choking.

Another dip

More pain

A forced breath

Bubbles. Vomit.

Tired melts away

into the cool, salty sting

and that moment

is glorious.

The bright, shining she

Extinguished now.

Her water

Her salt

Her iron

Shared.

Seaweed in her hair.

A laugh, a shout.

She’s returns.

A giant breath.

Salty eyes.

Dry, safe, warm Air.

Cold heart

Shivering lungs

Head exhausted

Spinning, whirling

Words come slow.

The sea steals round the cake.

Children laugh and goad

‘Eat it! Eat it!’

It accepts the sacrifice.

Her dream fades

hidden. quiet. lurking.

Saved for another day.

Pip

The beach.

I am doing so much better than I have been in the past couple of months. It’s been tough, and I’m not at the top of the mountain yet, but I’m at least half way up.

Part of what I’m trying to do to help me feel better is to take regular walks outside. Unfortunately, my inherent laziness is getting in the way, and I’m finding it easy to excuse myself because of the rain, or the fact that there’s something really good on the telly. (Did you see the sport on Saturday? What a marvellous, marvellous night!) I am trying though, to walk briskly enough to feel the muscles in my legs working, and to feel the blood pumping around. I pay attention to my breathing and concentrate on my breath rushing through my nose, cooling the back of my throat and filling my lungs. These walks don’t always bring a perfect stillness, but it does make the noise in my head a bit quieter for a while. 

This week, I’m at home with the children. I was a bit worried about this, as they tend to add to the head-noise. I was also a bit concerned that I wouldn’t be able to leave to find these moments of stillness, or if I did, it would be on their schedule and not on mine. I pondered and fretted about this, until I came up with a subtle and cunning plan: I’d just take them with me.

I’d walk a little slower, but the breathing could still happen. I could point out the soothing things I found on the way; those bricks, that garden, these leaves, and they could look or not. Yesterday I took them to the park to do some running about, so I got my exercise, and by a clever use of the ‘run all the way to the big rock!’ command, I got my alone time too.

Today, I was happy and confident enough to take them in the car to the beach. And you know what? It ended up being better for having them with me.

Look at my tall strong boy here; all limbs and muscle. He wants to be an Olympic runner, and he has the tenacity to get somewhere with this wish.

Here they are together, about ten minutes before they were both soaked to the skin. Claudia's usually the more courageous of the two, but she had a feeling she didn't want to go far without him just yet.

I wish I had some pictures of them digging in the dark, wet sand, and looking for crabs. Or the moment that Claudia thought she’d try to get back to me walking across the stones, going; ‘Ow… ow… ow…’ with every footstep, but it not occurring to her to go the short way or to cut across the sand.

I hope that these memories stay in my head for a while. Good times, small smiles, salt in our noses; these moments are often too few and too far between. I’m beginning to realise though, that one or two tiny moments of joy in the course of the day is just about enough.

It’s put me in mind of this poem by E.E. Cummings;

5

maggie and milly and molly and may

went down to the beach(to play one day)

and maggie discovered a shell that sang

so sweetly she couldn’t remember her troubles,and

milly befriended a stranded star

whose rays five languid fingers were;

and molly was chased by a horrible thing

which raced sideways while blowing bubbles:and

may came home with a smooth round stone

as small as a world and as large as alone.

for whatever we lose(like a you or a me)

it’s always ourselves we find in the sea

Pip xxx

The Haircut

I enjoy cutting people’s hair. I mean, I really enjoy cutting people’s hair. I think if I could live my life again, I’d ditch university and learn how to cut people’s hair well enough to charge money for it. Well, probably not, and if I did I’m sure I’d learn to hate it, but occasionally, the urge strikes me, and I march into the living room wielding a pair of scissors, and I brightly ask; “who wants a haircut?”

My husband used to let me hack away at his hair a number of years ago. I think I did four really good haircuts for him over the course of a year. Unfortunately, I then did a really bad haircut for him, and he hasn’t let me near him since.

The children, however, are too young to understand the danger of answering me gleefully with; “Yes please! Can I have a Mohican?”

Claudia’s never been to a real hairdresser. I was determined for her to have gloriously long, princess hair when she started school, so the few trims she’s had while it’s been growing have been an inch off the bottom to neaten it up. A few weeks ago I noticed it was looking a bit ratty and tangled, so I asked if I could cut the bottom bit off. She agreed with gusto, and told me she wanted it short like Harry’s. When I suggested just a bit off the bottom, she put her hand close to her crown and said; ‘This short!’ We compromised on a bob.

Being four, I didn’t think layers or anything fancy were necessary, so I just cut it in a straight line to the top of her neck, and I have to admit, it looks really cute.

She spent two, gratifying days saying; “I love my short hair!”

I was briefly sated.

A few weeks later I walked into the living room with a gleam in my eye, and my husband instantly ran away to don every hat in the house while muttering; “it’s fine! There’s months’ worth of growth in it yet! Years even.”

Then my eyes fell upon my son.

Now my daughter has perfectly lovely, normal hair with a slight wave at the back and curls at the front. If I screw up while cutting it, it springs back to wherever it wants to be, covering my epic failure. My son’s hair is a whole different kettle of fish. Tom’s hair is thick. Not just slightly thick, but really, really thick. He has around three times as much hair as is strictly necessary on a human head. Each individual hair is quite fine; it’s not like it’s wiry. There’s just an awful lot of it. And after that bit, there’s an awful lot more.

It’s also straight. Absolutely, completely, utterly straight. It’s straighter than a Roman road. It’s straighter than the route that the crow flies. In the sixties, people ironed their hair for hours on end to get what my son naturally has.

The problem with this is that if it gets just a little bit long, it hangs on his head, covering his eyes, and given time, probably blotting out the sun. It needs to be kept short for the good of humanity. He doesn’t have wispy, fair waves that he can toss freely with a slight lilt of the head. If Tom shakes his head too quickly, lives could be lost. The other problem with this, is that it refuses to nicely cover up any accidental scissor lines or slightly longer bits.

So I’ve been saying for a few weeks; “Tom needs a haircut.” My husband has been happily ignoring these comments, but when his muttering turned from; ‘it’s fine!’ to; ‘it’s not that bad,’ I decided to take matters into my own hands. Literally my own hands. We’re a touch strapped for cash at the moment, so a barber’s out of the question, and an extensive search for the hair-clippers came up with nothing. It was going to be down to me, and my trusty pair of scissors.

I sat him down on a chair, put a video game on to render him virtually comatose, and I went to work.

As always with these things, I started with joy in my heart and a; ‘tra-li-la, hum-diddly-um…’ in my mind.

After the first five snips I realised that we were officially past the point of no return, and I really didn’t have the first idea what I was doing.

There was nothing for it, but to persevere.

I cut a bit more.

I started hoping I’d work out what I was doing before long.

At about half an hour into the experience, Tom asked if we were nearly finished. At this point, the hair at the top of his head looked slightly like the pudding-bowl look as is often seen in medieval period dramas. The back hadn’t been started, and that part was still quite long and flowing. It was… what’s the word I’m looking for here? Oh yes, mullet. Mullet central. There was absolutely no way I could stop now.

At about forty-five minutes, we reached Tom’s sitting still limit. I was roughly at the point at which I needed to snip neatly around his ears. I decided to sacrifice neatness in exchange for not accidently drawing blood.

We mutually decided to just stop when we reached the one hour mark when my trusty method of; ‘just cut it shorter and shorter until it vaguely looks right’ failed me slightly. I went to run him a bath muttering things like; “he’s six! Nobody care’s what a boy of six’s hair looks like!” and “it’s better than it was, at least. Sort of. Maybe if you squint at it a bit.”

Oddly, he actually quite likes it. I suspect I’m going to finish the job at another point over the weekend, but a lesson has been learned. I’m not exactly sure what that lesson is. I suspect Tom’s lesson is; ‘Never say yes!’, and my husband’s is; ‘Hide the ruddy scissors before leaving the house!’ Unfortunately for them, my lesson appears to be along the lines of; ‘if at first you don’t succeed, just keep cutting and cutting until eventually it’s at least short, even if it’s still not even.’

At least I’m not cruel enough to post pictures of it.

Well, apart from this one.

Pip xxx

(I have had another go, and it looks substantially better now!)

Childhood Friends

Childhood Friends

The sun beats down,

finds two hot heads

crowned with gold.

Red cheeks, white grins,

sticky hair swiped from foreheads.

Arms bumping, heads bowed.

In cahoots.

Something from the Earth whispers run.

They run.

Oh shit.

This is supposed to be my final edit:

To be fair, not every page is like this. This is the result of changing two, tiny, insignificant lines in the previous chapter so that they are now fairly important lines. Unfortunately, that tiny change meant that this chapter needed a whole heap of revision.

It is, however, coming along nicely. Well, that's what I think when I can see beyond the red pen, anyway.

Pip xxx

6 - Lunch

Woo! Get me! That would be two posts in one day!

6 - Lunch.

Wait, that's not very healthy, is it?

Here's another go:

On the rare occasions that I get to choose what I eat these days, I tend to go for something comforting, and something that won't make me nauseated. This leaves quite a small list.

On the other hand, the pie was delicious:

I think we all knew I wasn't going to eat that lettuce, didn't we?

And that's me up to date! Tomorrow, my prompt is 'Shadow'. I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for a cool one for the rest of the day!

Pip xxx

Return of the bad blogger

I have so many excuses as to why I haven't written in a while, but what it boils down to is that I've been an inspiration free zone.

I did start writing a whiny post about hormones, but then I was too hormonal to finish it, so that might come in a bit, but it might not.

However, while trawling through the internet looking for something that would make me go 'huh', I found a photo-a-day list for April. The idea, as I'm sure you know, is that you take a photo of something that's on a prompt list, and then stick it somewhere for people to see. I'm a dreadful photographer, but being otherwise inspiration free, I thought I'd give it a shot anyway. I stole my list from @scarlyKFCurtis, who in turn stole it from @FatMumSlim.

1) Reflection of you.

I've seen the cool kidz do this in facebook photos. It's supposed to look something like this; right?

I have to admit I'm a little bit proud that I worked out how to turn the flash off. I'm less proud that MrPip's trousers are drying in the background, but hell, this is what our house looks like most days.

2) Colour.

You probably know, or could guess, that along with being a dreadful blogger and an awful photographer, and a terrible housekeeper, I also can't manage a garden. Ours was laid to lawn before we got it, but I had wild ideas, like planting apple trees right in the middle of the lawn, because surely apple trees are automatically great, right? And surely smack in the middle of a small patch of grass is the perfect place for them, isn't it?  In addition to this, we're right by the railway and get over-run with ground elder as soon as we start digging flowerbeds. So the garden is a messy patch of ragged grass with trees in the middle (oh, and next door's bamboo is invading too). But when they laid the lawn, they weren't very thorough with getting rid of all the bulbs, so each spring, this happens:

I like the fact that someone else's sloppy workmanship causes a gorgeous display of colour right when we really need it.

3) Mail

I've been waiting for a letter confirming Claudia's school place all week, but it hasn't arrived. I was hoping to take a picture of this Big Important Letter, but I can't. All of our mail consists of bank statements or bills, and nothing fun at all. It all gets put onto the dining table, and then MrPip loads details of each onto a massive spreadsheet containing all the important information that causes our lives to continue to run. He also likes cake, and drawing pictures with Tom, and I got the jigsaw puzzles out and didn't tidy them away (bad housekeeper, remember), and sometimes we can't be bothered to take books back to the bookshelves, so in the end, our dining table ends up looking like this:

Actually, now I look at it, that's not too bad. The other side of it's obscured under daily rubbish. Perhaps this is what photographers mean about choosing your frame.

4) Someone who makes you happy.

This was going to be a pic of MrPip, as he often does, but he hates having his photo taken, and fortunately, I'm regularly surrounded by, smothered by, jumped on and walked across by two incredibly photogenic people who make me happy:

They're having a staring competition, which is the only way to get either one of them to be vaguely quiet.

5) Tiny.

I like tiny, and Claudia has inherited my love of tiny, and her current favourite thing is a small, clay llama that is part of a decorative solitaire set. I find that that there's something completely endearing about her carrying her little friend around in her fist or her pocket, taking him places to show him new things. I suspect the friendship will be intense and brilliant but short lived, and he'll be dropped as soon as the next thing fascinates her, but right at this particular moment in time, I love that she loves her llama.

Today's prompt is 'lunch', which means I ought to try to remember to have some. That means I have to get this sorry body down to the shops to buy some. This means that I should stop writing things to stick up on the internet.

Damn.

Pip xxx

Feminist and Proud

Over the past couple of days, I have turned my attention to Feminism. I have to admit, I haven’t really thought much about it before.

I mean, I’m pretty clear that I want equality for women. I’m pretty clear that women shouldn’t be treated as second class people, or as possessions of their husbands or fathers. I’ve thought about individual feminist issues, such as child brides, maternity healthcare, the abortion issue, access to contraception, equality in work, and in religion, equality in the home and I’ve spoken out about all of them. It’s just that I’ve honestly never thought about all joined up before. I’ve never considered Feminism as a movement or a cause that might relate to me.

I think that part of the reason for this is that I’ve sort of lost track of the history of it all, and I’m lost as to why Feminism is seen as negative now. I mean, I know about the suffragette movement, and how voting rights happened, and I know how the two World Wars affected the way women’s lives were. I know about the advent of sexual revolution that came with the creation of the contraceptive pill (though I see that one as something of a double edged sword), and I have hazy thoughts about burning bras.

But then it’s all exploded in my head into a mass of ‘but where are we now?’

The reason this has entered my thoughts in the past few days, is that I was invited into a group under the heading of ‘Feminists’, and I thought ‘Am I a feminist?’

Obviously, being a curious sort of soul, I began to look into it a bit, mentioned to several people that I haven’t the slightest clue if I’m feminist or not, and could I please listen and learn a bit.

I have done this. Technically I've only done it for two days, but I have to start somewhere. And while I’ll freely admit that I’m still very much a novice and have a long, long way to go, I can now answer the ‘am I a feminist?’ question.

Turns out the answer is; ‘fuck yes! Of course I bloody am! What the hell was I thinking in even questioning that?’

There are still a lot of questions that I do need to answer. In fact, that I’m building quite a list.

Can I be a feminist if I worry that my teeth are crooked and wish they were nice and straight?

Can I be a feminist if I think that when I’m having a period, I should just stop trying, lie under a duvet and enlist someone to bring me masses of chocolate?

Can I be a feminist if I don’t like how my ankles look when they’re really hairy? (I have to admit, this one doesn’t often come up as I tend to live in jeans.)

Can I be a feminist if I don’t always agree with every statement that another feminist makes?

Can I be a feminist if I sometimes choose to do things that are solely for the benefit of my husband and children?

Is the word ‘feminist’ important?

That last one is the one that I’m working on first. My first forays into the subject have led me to think ‘yes, actually I think that there is.’

It’s been brought to my attention that at some point the term feminist has been skewed so that it sets off uncomfortable images in people’s heads. There seem to be a number of different images; some see unwashed and hairy men-haters. Other people see it as part of a larger class war, and exclusive to their status. I’ll probably come across many more over the course of time. I don’t know how and where this happened (though I’m pretty sure I’ll find out), but it strikes me that it’s probably similar to the other terms that have been diminished and twisted over time. ‘The religious are illogical, unscientific, stupid people’, ‘Catholics are gay-hating, child abusers’, ‘Muslims are war-mongering’, and ‘teenagers are smelly, hormonally driven morons’.

So in my very naïve, very ill educated way, I’ve decided that the best way to counter all of this, is to simply go about my every-day business, in my normal, serenely sweary way, while holding myself under the banner of ‘feminist’.

Feminism might well include a some people that could be described by the statements above, but it also includes me, in the only body that I've got, living the only life that I have.

Having settled that, the next question is ‘is feminism still important?’

I only opened that door a teeny-tiny amount, and the wealth of examples of injustice that are still going on floored me. So yes, it would seem that there is a great deal of work to be done, and not just in developing countries with different cultures either. There’s a shed-load just right here on my doorstep.

I don’t know what to do about any of it, but there are an awful lot of people who seem to have extraordinary wisdom on this subject, and the colossal strength to do what needs to be done. I’m going to start by listening to them.

I’m Pip Mulgrue. Feminist and Proud.

Behind Westminster: Hide and Seek.

Don't you just love it when your politician's choose to peg it down the corridor instead of standing up for their robust and principled policies? Like how Lansley does on this video.

Lansley flees down a hospital corridor.

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Cameron sticks his head out of the unassuming doorway that leads to the bike sheds and shouts.

Cameron: Lansley? Lansley!

Miliband: Cammers? Is that you?

Cameron: Millers? I don’t suppose you’ve seen Lansley around anywhere, have you?

Miliband: Lansley? No. The closest I got was spotting the chase a couple of days ago.

Cameron: Huh. Who was chasing him that time?

Miliband: Sheila.

Cameron: Tea trolley Sheila?

Miliband: That’s the one. Apparently the NHS is treating her mum for MS.

Cameron: Ouch.

Miliband: I don’t think she caught him. She told me he jumped down a lift shaft, and she didn’t fancy following.

Cameron: Well, we’ve got a confirmed sighting of his arm on a CCTV picture from Monday afternoon, and another from Tuesday morning that we think we think is his foot. It’s a bit hard to tell though. There were a lot of people chasing him and some of their placards got in the way.

Miliband: Well, I’m sure he’ll turn up eventually. Oh, while you’re here, Balls asked me what was on the Gove emails. Do you know?

Cameron: Oh God! The Gove emails! Why can’t that man just die?

Miliband: <sniggers> Come on; spill. Was he going on about the evils of being gay again?

Cameron: Nope, he’s happy to say that in public.

Miliband: Bibles in schools?

Cameron: No, and in his defence, schools do keep wittering on about needing more books.

Miliband: More about changing the history curriculum so we only teach pupils about Britain’s victories and importance?

Cameron: No, once again, he’s happy that the world knows his thoughts on that.

Miliband: He does know that that was one of Hitler’s key education policies, doesn’t he?

Cameron: Yes.

Miliband: Though he compared himself to Mao I suppose. Does he know the result of Mao’s long march on education?

Cameron: Apparently not! Look, Millers, can we drop it? The emails were sent to the Home Office. I’m not even confirming that I know the content of the emails…

Miliband: Well it is a hard thing to keep a track of what emails you’ve read. James M says so, so it must be true.

Cameron: Yes, and I can’t even play the ‘er, I’m not sure if I read them,’ card, because I did that with the sodding horse and look how that ended up!

Miliband: Yeah, that really wasn’t very good.

Cameron: It was a horse for Christ’s sake! Hell, it’s not like the time when I forgot that several of my close friends were responsible for perverting the course of justice in a murder trial!

Miliband: Yeah. But people like horses. And you rode a retired one that really should have been resting up.

Cameron: Well anyway…

Miliband: It’s sort of a bit like saddling up Shiela’s elderly mother and making her carry you up and down Oxford Street a few times.

Cameron: It really isn’t…

Miliband: Possibly with a whip.

Cameron: ANYWAY, all I’m saying is that if Gove is happy for everyone to know that he’s a homophobic, ignorant idiot, whatever is in the emails that he doesn’t want people to see, well, that must be pretty bad.

Miliband: Time will tell, I suppose.

Cameron: Yes. Unfortunately it will.

Miliband: Oh! Look! Lansley!

Cameron: Where? Are you sure?

Miliband: Just scurried behind that tree there, give it a tick… Yep! There he goes! Run!

<Cameron runs.>

It's been a while

Yes, I am still being a bad blogger. What brought me back to the fold was reading this article:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/feb/18/anti-gay-book-gove-row

So according to our Education Secretary, it's OK to invite people into our schools to teach our children how to hate.

Nice.

There is some good news on a much smaller and entirely self-centred level. I'm very nearly almost there with the book. It's gone through a number of readers both for general form and for proofreading, and I've got about a month's more work to do on it. It will be published as a Kindle book (and possibly as a Nook Book if I can master that technology), and I'm looking at a possible launch date of April 7, 2012.

I have sent it to a couple of agents, but that was annoying and soul destroying and it basically took all of the fun out of it. As the whole point of writing for me is that I'm having fun, I've decided to bypass that part of the process.

In other good news, winter is coming to a close and we're getting closer to spring again! Huzzah!

Pip xxx

Update and poetry

I'm still working on the novel. The second draft is now done, so it is, in effect, complete (the first draft tends to be plot, fun conversations, and a lot of place-holder notes such as 'insert awful date scene' here). I'm currently going over it in a printed version with a red pen, picking up my own awful use of language and grammar and changing all the names where I forgot what someone were called half way through the thing.


I'm suffering a huge crises of confidence over it. 


Having spent every weekend and evening hammering away at it since October, I've emerged, blinking, into the sunlight, and everything I hear or see or read has me howling 'I'll never be as good as this! I might as well just give up now and bury myself in the ivy leaves in the back garden! It's all I'm good for!'


The main thing for now is to just keep going with it. Well, I think so, anyhow; I don't have a vast amount of experience to fall back on.


Anyhow, this is my state of mind at the moment. This is probably why I randomly chose to write a poem for the first time since.... well, probably since my late teens anyhow.


Do you see how I'm already giving myself excuses in case it's really crap?


Yeah, I'm definitely in a teenage poetry kind of mood.

Winter’s day

Cold forages at my feet.

It creeps up my trouser legs

Licking at my ankles

With its icy tongue.

The pavement sparkles under my feet.

My breath steams

And in my mind

I’m an ancient dragon

Waking confused, bleary, hungry,

A pressing need for food and warmth.

My car coughs and snarls into life

Mauling the silence of the street,

Together we speed off into the day.

Grey desks, grey words.

A sudden laugh,

The dragon soars.

It’s over

The evening comes and I head back into the cold.

Pip xxx